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Captain America Stuffs Tights With Burrito

A burrito supreme was used to augment the captain's apparent lack of manliness and heroism. Getting arrested complements his lack of good taste.

[The man dressed as Captain America] had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they wanted to touch it. When one refused, he took out the burrito, and groped her...the burrito was found in his boot and he was arrested.

It's a bad day to be a super hero.

Of course, this wacky business takes place in Florida. Thanks to Kevin for the tip.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007 by Jonah.